I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

The cream is heavier than Milk. True or False?

Many have heard it, but nobody has ever seen it, and it will not speak back until spoken to. What is it?

What has 88 keys?

Solve the equation by replacing the alphabet with numbers.

MOM + MOM + NO = BOOK=

The following "Brain Bat" means Slow Down.
S
L
O
W

Using the same logic, can you tell us what does the following Brain Bat means ?
E
V
I
G

A man is lying dead in a field where no one is around. His head is split open and his legs are disfigured. Near to him, there is an unopened package. No living organism can be found anywhere at the crime scene.

How did he die?

Can you identify if it's a murder or a suicide ?