Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

A woman named Maria was at the funeral of her mother. She met a nice young man that she had never seen before and after the service, they spent a bit of time together. Then she got busy and didn’t get his name or phone number before he left. She tried to find him, but no one knew who he was or how to contact him. A few weeks later, Maria’s older sister dies and the police suspect murder. Who killed the sister?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

I have Rs.50 and I spend it in the way as below.

Can you solve the below algebraic mathematical equation?

(J+O+I+N+T)3 = JOINT

You can hear me, but you can't touch or see me.

What am I?

Can you convert the number zero(0) into a positive number using just one mathematical operator ?

What mathematical symbol can be put between 5 and 9, to get a number bigger than 5 and smaller than 9?

Can you solve the maths in the below-given picture equation?

John went to a parrot shop in Mexico, and the parrot owner told him that his parrot is so unique that he repeats everything he hears. John got excited and immediately bought the parrot. John went home and spoke many words, but the parrot does not repeat anything.
He went again to the parrot shop and complaint to the shopkeeper, but the shopkeeper never lied. Explain?