What does below Rebus mean ?

esgg sgeg gegs gsge

If 1+9+8=1, what is 2+8+9?

I have an apple tree , number of apple in this tree get doubles every week.

On 30th week , the tree gets completely filled with apples :-)



Can you tell me , on what week does my tree is half covered with apples ?

Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.

Two guards were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyone approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?"

How did he know his companion was smiling?

What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone's number pad?

'Ferrari driver' easily beats the 'force driver' in a two-car race. How did Indian newspapers truthfully report so to look as a 'force drive' had outdone the 'Ferrari driver'? Think!!!

Given that

(78)^9 = 6
And (69)^4 = 11

Can you find out

(99)^2 =?

(Note: This is Logical, not Mathematical)

A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?

You are in a land where thirty men and two women were dressed in classic black and white dresses.
They begin to fight as soon as any of them move.

Where are you?