Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.

John’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?

I look flat, but I am deep. Hidden realms I shelter. Lives I take, but the food I offer. At times I am beautiful. I can be calm, angry, and turbulent. I have no heart but offer pleasure as well as death. No man can own me, yet I encompass what all men must have. What am I?

I don't get anymore wetter, no matter how much rain falls on me.

A new Engineering building containing 100 offices had just been completed. John was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will John have to paint the number nine (9)?

Without looking at a calendar, within a minute name, a boy's name using 5 consecutive 1st letters of 5 consecutive months