Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

Can you name any English verb that becomes its past tense by simply rearranging the alphabets ?

Three ants are going up a hill, one behind the other. The last ant then says to the other ants, 'There is an ant behind me!'' How come?

My first is in chocolate but not in ham. My second is in cake and also in jam. My third at tea time is easily found. Altogether, this is a friend who is often around. What is it?

Fate has decided that you will only be pleased to meet me when you need me

Maybe that is why, when I am working, I start working

However annoying I may be to the regulars, the little ones are always inspired

I will always be waiting if you try to reach me

How many of you can guess my name, let me see

I have no life, but I can die. What am I?

Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What is it?

John enters a small room. The Door Closes.
When the door opens, John is in a larger room.

Explain?

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?

When my father was 31 I was 8. Now he is twice as old as me. How old am I?