What month of the year has 28 days?

I am soft and cuddly that soothe your heart. But, If you pick my last name I am going to tear you all apart. Who am I?

John was piloting a plane behind a car but was never able to overtake it. Why?

The first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?

I have an eye but still cannot see.

Who am I?

John’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog’s name?

I don't get anymore wetter, no matter how much rain falls on me.

I am dry when I go inside, but wet when I am pulled outside.
The longer I am inside, the stronger I get
When I am completely out, I am wet and I literally sag
Who am I?

Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.