The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

Why is the longest human nose just 11 inches?

who is silent in the parliament?

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

He runs but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?

1. How can we put an elephant in the refrigerator?
2. How can we put a Giraffe in a refrigerator?
3. The king of the jungle invites all the animals to a party everyone comes except for one animal, which animal?
4. You come to a crocodile-infested lake, you can't go around it, you can't co under it and you can't go over it, how do you get across?

What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

Why do people go to bed?

I can write cow in 13 letters.

Can You?