I come in different shapes and sizes.
Parts of me are curved, other parts are straight.
You can put me anywhere you like,
but there is only one right place for me.
What am I?

An office is divided into 8 cubicles. How many of the cubicles are painted if only 1/8 of the cubicles are painted?

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.'
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'
The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?'
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing? A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.' The rich man laughs. The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.' The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?' The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich. What song did he sing?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

My cousin lives in one story house in Antarctica. His house is made the of-of sandstone. what is the color of stairs?

A pond had 60 fish, out of which, all but 20 died.
How many fishes are now present in that pond?

Until it is measured, not known. Yet how you miss it when it has gone. What is it?

What number does the below three word/phrase identify and why?
1. Deck
2. Year
3. Singing in the Rain

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

You can see it everyday, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?