I am the one who remains awake when you sleep. But I need to rest when you awake. Who Am I?

After undergoing a successful eye operation, A blind girl has just boarded a train to her home. The doctor asked her to open the bandages after 3 hours. On her train journey, she opened the bandages and within a fraction of the time she commits suicide by jumping off the train.

Though her operation was successful, Why did she commit suicide?

In a rainy season, one day 3 huge ladies walked under a normal-sized umbrella.
The umbrella is not huge enough to accommodate all 3 ladies yet not a single lady got wet. Why?

You knock a Table over in the library, and suddenly 20 eyes are looking at you.

who is silent in the parliament?

Make a sentence consisting of three words that have the whole alphabet.

The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?

I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?

Outside a tattoo artist's shop, there was a signboard which read 'I make tattoos on only them who do not tattoo themselves'.

Reading it what do you think, does the tattoo artist tattoo himself?

What is more useful when it is broken?