The world's largest Thanksgiving turkey was on display at a fair. Everyone was admiring it when suddenly a woman ran up and shot the turkey and left. Everyone knew her yet nobody made any attempts to stop or report her. Why?

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

Can you find a five letter word that is left with only two letters if one is removed?

If 5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse?

I make two people out of one. What am I?

You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?

Replace the question mark in the picture below.

What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?

Where do fish keep their money?