A Child was born in Lahore, Pakistan.

Still child is not a Pakistani citizen.why ?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

John is found dead in a bare field. Nobody killed John,
John did not commit suicide.

Inspector Jacob found a bag just a few meters away from John which could save his life. What was in the bag?

A Scientist was fifty years old in the year 2000 but he was forty years old in the year 2010. How can this be possible?

PS: It has a logical answer.

Why are all black people so quick ?

I noticed one of the words in the oxford dictionary is spelled incorrectly. What about you?

When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?

You walk into a room where there are three primates held in their respective cages:
1) A lion who is eating the flesh of a goat.
2) An orangutan who is playing with blocks.
3) A donkey who is sitting idle.

Who is the most intelligent primate in the room?

I never was there, I am always to be.
You have never ever seen me, not ever you will.
Yet I am the confidence of everyone.

Who Am I?

I am the fastest animal but cannot climb the tree. What am I?