There is something which you can be arrested for attempting but not for successfully completing.

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

It walks on 4 when its young, walks on 2 when it's older, and walks on 3 when its very old?

I am eight letters long - "12345678"
My 1234 is an atmospheric condition.
My 34567 supports a plant.
My 4567 is too appropriate.
My 45 is a friendly thank-you.
My 678 is a man's name.

What word am I?

You can see it everyday, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?

Complete the series by replacing "?" with the correct number.

ST ND RD TH '?'

I am the first thing you need while camping.
I am always with the person named Marcos Valencia and Carrick.
But Pogba Zlatan and Rooney think I am wasteful and do not need me.
I am the second to the last thing to add when you are making a patch.

What am I?

I organized a small get together at my home.
In the party , i have a barrel with some whiskey in it.

Suddenly Guest 1 say 'I bet this barrel of whiskey is more than half full'.
'No, it's less than half full' Guest 2 replied.

I don't have any measuring instrument and without removing whiskey from it , how can i determine which of the guest is right ?

What does this simple rebus mean?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?