What does this simple rebus mean?

I am a prime number.
The double of myself is equal to the square of me.

which number am I?

Can it be possible to build a house that has all its four walls facing towards the South?

Is the statement valid that it does not matter how much older a sibling is, eventually the younger one will be half as old as the older one?

There is a basket full of hats. Three are white and two are black. Three men, Tom, Tim, and Jim, each take a hat out of the basket and put it on their heads without seeing the hat they selected or the hats the other men selected. The men arrange themselves so Tom can see Tim and Jim’s hats, Tim can see Jim’s hat, and Jim can’t see anyone’s hat. Tom is asked what color his hat is and he says he doesn’t know. Tim is asked the same question, and he also doesn’t know. Finally, Jim is asked the question, and he does know. What colour is his hat?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

I always drive my customer away.

Who am I?

John was running from 40 thieves. John has got 3 gold boxes which weigh as 4kg, 2kg, and 1kg respectively. A witty man asked John to stay with him for seven days in exchange for 1kg gold per day. John needs to stay there for seven days and also do not want to give the witty man any advance. How can John pay for his seven days stay?

What is the fastest way to double your money?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?