In a rainy season, one day 3 huge ladies walked under a normal-sized umbrella.
The umbrella is not huge enough to accommodate all 3 ladies yet not a single lady got wet. Why?

There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

If you paint a brown house white it will become a white house. If the stoplight changes from red to green, then the light is green. So, if you throw a white shirt into the Red Sea, what will it become?

A pond had 60 fish, out of which, all but 20 died.
How many fishes are now present in that pond?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

A mother is 21 years older than her child. In exactly 6 years from now, the mother will be exactly 5 times as old as the child.
Where's the father?

I drive at an average speed of 30 miles per hour to the railroad station each morning and catch my train. On a particular morning, there was a lot of traffic and at the halfway point, I had averaged only 15 miles per hour. How fast must I drive for the rest of the way to catch my train?

A deaf and mute man goes to the train station. Tickets for the train are 50 cents each. The man goes to the ticket booth and hands the man inside just a dollar. The man in the booth hands him two tickets.

How did the man in the booth know to give him two tickets without even looking at him?

A bomb goes off.
Carnage.
One person, only a few feet away, survives! How can this be?

It is raining today at 11:59 am. What is the probability of sunny weather after 72 hours?