If all Goats are Sheep and all Sheep are Deers, are all Deers Goats ?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

I noticed one of the words in the oxford dictionary is spelled incorrectly. What about you?

What is common among 11, 69, and 88?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

If EELS + MARK + BEST + WARY = EASY

What does HELP + BARK + WARD + LEAD equal?

There was an aeroplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?

No one wants to have it, but if one got it, he does not want to lose it. What is It?

A man is sitting in a bar when a rich man sits next to him. He turns to the rich man and says, “Did you know I know almost every song that has ever existed?”

The rich man laughs. The man then says, “I bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it. The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Jamie Armstrong-Miller?” Minutes later, the man collects his cash and the rich man goes home cashless. What song did the man sing?

A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?