If all Goats are Sheep and all Sheep are Deers, are all Deers Goats ?

A Car driver was heading down a street in Washington. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a 'no left turn' sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the right side of the road past a cop car. Still, he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

A man was gazing through the window of the 23rd floor of the building. He suddenly opened the window and jumped on the other side of the window. On landing on the floor, there was not a sheer mark of injury on him.

How can that be possible if he did not use any kind of parachute and did not land on a soft surface?

A bomb goes off.
Carnage.
One person, only a few feet away, survives! How can this be?

John asked Jack, "The time right now is 7 pm. Can you tell me what will be the time 23, 999, 995 hours later ?"

While Bella does not know the answer, do you ?

How can you spell "White of an egg" in one word?
Hint: I know you can spell coke, poke, and joke.

I noticed one of the words in the oxford dictionary is spelled incorrectly. What about you?

What does the following represent?

N N N N N N N

A A A A A A A

C C C C C C C

Jenifer is learning to drive her car. She went down a one way lane and in the wrong direction. But she do not break any law.

How come ?

I start and end with 500 and carry a 5 in my heart. But I require the first letter and the first number to be complete. I am the name of a King.

Who am I ?