If all Goats are Sheep and all Sheep are Deers, are all Deers Goats ?

Can you decipher the following common phrase?

T M C
A U O
H S M
W T E

A man has eighty-one cows ( numbered 1,2,3...81 as such). The beauty is that cow no. 1 gives 1ltr of milk, cow no. 2 gives 2ltrs of milk and so on. The man wants to equally distribute the cows among his nine sons so that each one of them gets the same quantity of milk.

John is pretty weird. He likes toffees but hates chocolates. He loves books but never reads. He likes to build his troops in an online game but does not proceed with the war. He likes to go swimming but is afraid of water.

Seeking this behaviour, can you tell whether he likes balloons and parties?

Why is it very easy to weigh a fish?

Can you solve this tricky maths equation problem by replacing it? mark with the correct symbol?

19834 -----: 187
15921 -----: 153
17561 -----: 139
13734 -----: ???

While preparing the table for dinner, wife came up with an idea to tease his mathematician husband. She asked her husband to pick nine toothpicks and make ten without breaking any toothpick.

The husband was also smart and did it within seconds. How ?

A pond had 60 fish, out of which, all but 20 died.
How many fishes are now present in that pond?

Eight of us go fourth, not back, to protect our king from an attack. What are we?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?