A bomb goes off.
Carnage.
One person, only a few feet away, survives! How can this be?

Which country gets ill every time?

John was piloting a plane behind a car but was never able to overtake it. Why?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

Consider this: Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Prince doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but never uses it. Bill Clinton has one and uses it all the time. What is it?

How can one talk without saying a single word?

Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

Today is John's birthday.
A year ago, John had five candles and he lit all the candles except the one at the last.
Now he is going to light all the candles.

How old is John Today?

(He is not five today.....)

If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?

Out of three Friends John, Jacob and Jonny one of them is a king, one is a bureaucrat, and one is a Spy.

The king always tells the truth, the bureaucrat always lies, and the Spy can either lie or tell the truth.

John says: Jonny is a bureaucrat
Jacob says: John is a king
Jonny says: I am a Spy

Tell me, Who is the king, who is the bureaucrat, and who is the Spy?