What mathematical symbol can be put between 5 and 9, to get a number bigger than 5 and smaller than 9?

In a rainy season, one day 3 huge ladies walked under a normal-sized umbrella.
The umbrella is not huge enough to accommodate all 3 ladies yet not a single lady got wet. Why?

I noticed one of the words in the oxford dictionary is spelled incorrectly. What about you?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

A bomb goes off.
Carnage.
One person, only a few feet away, survives! How can this be?

The following question it puts forth you:

25 - 55 + (85 + 65) = ?

Then, you are told that even though you might think it's wrong, the correct answer is actually 5!

Whats your reaction to it? How can this be true?

A Car driver was heading down a street in Washington. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a 'no left turn' sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the right side of the road past a cop car. Still, he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Wednesday, Steve and Pam go to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they pay the bill. But Steve and Pam do not pay the bill. So…who does?

John asked Jack, "The time right now is 7 pm. Can you tell me what will be the time 23, 999, 995 hours later ?"

While Bella does not know the answer, do you ?

What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone's number pad?