A cat had three kittens: Snophy, Topsy and Jorden. What was the mother's name?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

The more you take me, the more you leave me behind.
Who Am I?

You can hear me, but you can't touch or see me.

What am I?

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

A father is locked up in jail. His wife has gone bankrupt. Their male child has to sell his hotel in order to gain some money. Yet their girl child does not care and is quite happy.

How can someone be so rude?

Eight of us go fourth, not back, to protect our king from an attack. What are we?

The host of a game show offers the guest a choice of three doors. Behind one is an expensive car, but behind the other two are goats.
After you have chosen one door, he reveals one of the other two doors behind which is a goat (he wouldn't reveal a car).

Now he gives you the chance to switch to the other unrevealed door or stay at your initial choice. You will then get what is behind that door.

You cannot hear the goats from behind the doors, or in any way know which door has the prize.

Should you stay, or switch, or doesn't it matter?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

I make two people out of one. What am I?