A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.

Who am I?

All of the flowers I have are orchids except two. All of the flowers I have are hibiscuses except two. All of the flowers I have are roses except two.

Can you tell me how many flowers I have?

Can you count the number of triangles in the picture below?

You have a basket containing ten apples. You have ten friends, who each desire an apple. You give each of your friends one apple.
Now all your friends have one apple each, yet there is an apple remaining in the basket.
How?

Can you circle exactly four of these numbers such that the total is twelve?

1 6 1
6 1 6
1 6 1
6 1 6

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

What occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

What famous saying does this rebus mean?

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