What does the following represent?

N N N N N N N

A A A A A A A

C C C C C C C

I throw two dice simultaneously.

What is the probability of getting a sum as 9 of the two numbers shown?

What has 88 keys?

Why do we preferably have round manhole covers and not square ones?

It is raining today at 11:59 am. What is the probability of sunny weather after 72 hours?

A guy in his thirties is found dead in a forest. The shocking thing about the body is that he is wearing his swimming trunks snorkel and a facemask.

For your information, the nearest lake is some 10 miles away and the sea is hundreds of miles away.

How did he die then?

How many times in a given day, minutes and hour clock comes in a straight line ?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Today is a very icy and cold morning in Newcastle. Mr Shearer, an office bus driver arrived to pick up the employees from the last stop. Shearer suddenly remembers that he needs to pick a newly joined 4miles to the north. Mr Shearer lost his direction compass, a few minutes later Shearer is able to figure that he is moving in the correct direction i.e. north. How did Shearer know that he is moving in the correct direction?

I go up and I go down.
I go up towards the beautiful sky and down toward the green ground.
I am present tense.
I am past tense too
Children love me.

Who Am I?