John was so frustrated to be the suspect of being a sleeper terrorist that he shoot himself right between the eyes with a revolver in his toilet. The revolver and the bullets were accurate. Minutes later John walks out of the toilet unharmed.
How can this be possible?

Most people think of me as money. But when they find me in the water, they won’t get any money out of me. What am I?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

A wealthy man lives alone in a small cottage. Being partially handicapped he had everything delivered to his cottage. The mailman was delivering a letter one Thursday when he noticed that the front door was ajar. Through the opening he could see the man's body lying in a pool of dried blood. When a police officer arrived he surveyed the scene. On the porch were two bottles of warm milk, Monday's newspaper, a catalog, flyers, and unopened mail. The police officer suspects it was foul play. Who does he suspect and why?

Three brothers Jacob, John, and James live in Mexico City. The product of the ages of these brothers is 175. Jacob and John are twins. How old is James?

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

How can you spell "White of an egg" in one word?
Hint: I know you can spell coke, poke, and joke.

Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What is it?

Twice ten are six of us,

Six are but three of us,

Nine are but four of us;

What can we possibly be?

Would you know more of us?

Twelve are but six of us,

Five are but four, do you see?

What are we?