What brings you down but never up?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

Can you make numbers like 24, using numbers 3,3,7 & 7 with any arithmetic operator?

What question can you never answer yes to?

At a bar, three friends, Mr Green, Mr Red and Mr Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. 'Have you noticed,' said the man in the blue suit, 'that although our suits have colours corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?' Mr Red looked at the other two and said, 'You're absolutely correct. What colour suit is each man wearing?

You board a train. The train will have to enter a tunnel soon. You are claustrophobic. Which place is the best for you to sit?

I possess a head

I flaunt a tail

But I don't have mouth or legs

Can you find out who I am?

I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?

Birbal was jester, counsellor, and fool to the great Moghul emperor, Akbar.
The villagers loved to talk of Birbal's wisdom and cleverness,
and the emperor loved to try to outsmart him.
One day Akbar (emperor) drew a line across the floor.
"Birbal," he ordered, "you must make this line shorter, but you cannot erase any bit of it."
Everyone present thought the emperor had finally outsmarted Birbal.
It was clearly an impossible task.
Yet within moments the emperor and everyone else present had to agree that Birbal had made the line shorter without erasing any of it.
How could this be?