Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What is it?

What Deficiency does the below rebus represent?

VIT_MIN

I am the first thing you need while camping.
I am always with the person named Marcos Valencia and Carrick.
But Pogba Zlatan and Rooney think I am wasteful and do not need me.
I am the second to the last thing to add when you are making a patch.

What am I?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

You have three orange, two pink and five purple balls in the drawer beside your bed. There is no electricity and the room is entirely dark. How many balls must you take out to ensure at least one ball of each colour at least?

If you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?

Remove two matchsticks to make the below equation correct.

John said, "If yesterday was tomorrow, today would be Friday."

When did John make this statement?

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?