You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

Which country gets ill every time?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

You have a basket containing ten apples. You have ten friends, who each desire an apple. You give each of your friends one apple.
Now all your friends have one apple each, yet there is an apple remaining in the basket.
How?

Today, I celebrated my 32nd birthday but I was born in 1972.
How is this possible?

What word does this rebus represent?

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While house hunting in London, I came across a very good leasehold property Discussing the lease the landlady told me:

'The property was originally on a 99 years lease and two-thirds of the time passed is equal to four-fifths of the time to come. Now work it out for yourself and see how many years are to go!

What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?

Which is the rope you never skip with?