What type of tree can I carry in my hand?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

What is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits?

A man says, "Brothers and sisters, have I none, but that man's father is my father's son." Who is that man?

Out of the nine cats that you can see in the picture, there are only two that are completely identical. Can you find them out?

What has 13 hearts but no other organs?

What does this rebus means ?

I always drive my customer away.

Who am I?

See the given image carefully. What you have to do is move the blue checkers in the position of the black checkers and vice versa. You are only allowed to move the checker to an adjacent empty space. Do it in the least possible moves.

Peter wakes up daily to pick up his cycle and crosses the border between Spain and France daily with a bag on his shoulder. He is investigated daily by the officials but they don't find anything suspicious.

If we tell you that he is smuggling something what would it be?