what's the probability of getting a king or a queen from a pack of 52 cards?

Where do fish keep their money?

1. What does:
TIM JOB
represent?

2. What does:
MO_ _
represent?

Using eight eights and addition only, can you make 1000?

Why do we preferably have round manhole covers and not square ones?

On one occasion, A Boy collects 71 rupees in form of 20 paise and 25 paise. He collects a total of 324 coins.

Can you tell me how many 20-paisa and 25-paisa he got?

I am a normal creature, but I have five hands. I can even have more but even then I will be considered normal.

Who am I?

A charming young lady was approached by a kind looking old woman in a restaurant. The old woman said to her, 'You look exactly like my younger daughter. Sadly she passed away a couple of months back. Could you do me a favor and say 'Goodbye, mother' with a kind smile on your face when I leave?

The young lady agreed for the same and said, 'Goodbye, mother' when the old woman left. Soon after, she got the most disengaging shock of her life.

Can you guess what the shock was?

He does not have any heart but still, He manages to live.
If you kill him, you will eventually die but yet you kill him.
He cannot run, who is He?

How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?