Why is it very easy to weigh a fish?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Shyla was sleeping in her apartment when suddenly a robber broke into her house. He asked her to stay quiet and started looting the cash and jewelry. Suddenly the landline phone started ringing. The robber pointed a gun at Shyla and asked her to pick up and talk without giving away the situation.

She picked up the phone and it happened to be her husband. She spoke, Is it an emergency darling? Do give me a call when your flight lands, I will prepare your favorite food that will help you relieve the stress. Then she hanged up.

10 minutes after, the police arrive at the scene and catch the robber. How did the police know about the robbery?

What do you get if you add 2 to 100 four times?

They do not possess flesh or feathers or scales or bone
But still, they are blessed with fingers and thumbs of their own.

If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door?

A red house is made out of red bricks. A yellow house is made out of yellow bricks. And, a blue house is made out of blue bricks. So, what is a greenhouse made of?

Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

There were three women in all the swimming costumes!
One was happy and the other two were sad!
The happy one was crying and the sad ones were smiling.
Why was this?

Can you name an animal whose killing cannot be performed without spilling your own blood?