What does this rebus riddle means ?

The day before yesterday I was 25 and the next year I will be 28. This is true only one day in a year. What day is my birthday?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

I don't get anymore wetter, no matter how much rain falls on me.

Which three-digit number, made of consecutive digits, like 567, is 2 less than a cube and 2 more than a square?

What seven-letter word has hundreds of letters in it?

During an experiment, a guy throws a bouncy ball from a 100 feet tall building. The ball has a specific characteristic. Every time it hits the ground, it bounces up halfway.

How many bounces do you think the ball will make before it comes to a stop ?

What type of tree can I carry in my hand?

Two batsman each on 94 runs. Seven runs needed to win in last 3 balls. Both make 100*. How?

A thief is convicted in Mexico. He gets the death penalty. The judge allows him to say the last sentence to determine how the penalty will be carried out. If the thief lies, he will be hanged, if he speaks the truth he will be beheaded. The thief tells the last sentence and to everybody's surprise some minutes later he is set free because the judge cannot determine his penalty. What did the thief say?