What does this rebus riddle means ?

If two fifty-foot ropes are suspended from a forty-foot ceiling that is twenty feet apart, how much rope will you be able to steal if you have a knife?

There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

A wealthy man lives alone in a small cottage. Being partially handicapped he had everything delivered to his cottage. The mailman was delivering a letter one Thursday when he noticed that the front door was ajar. Through the opening he could see the man's body lying in a pool of dried blood. When a police officer arrived he surveyed the scene. On the porch were two bottles of warm milk, Monday's newspaper, a catalog, flyers, and unopened mail. The police officer suspects it was foul play. Who does he suspect and why?

I noticed one of the words in the oxford dictionary is spelled incorrectly. What about you?

How can you spell "White of an egg" in one word?
Hint: I know you can spell coke, poke, and joke.

It's pretty hard to give up.
If you remove a part of it, you will be left with a bit.
Even if you remove another part, the bit still remains.
Remove one more and it still remains.

What is it?

What does this rebus puzzle means ?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

What work can one never finish?