On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

I have a mouth but I don't eat.
I have a bank but have no money.
I have a bed but i dont sleep.
I wave but have no hands.

Who Am I ?

There are 2 people near the river and both of them want to get on the other side. The boat can only take one of them. But they got across.
How?

It comprises roots which nobody sees,
Much taller than those trees,
Up and up it goes,
Still it never grows?

How much will a 38° angle measure when looked at under a microscope that magnifies ten times?

I am the largest in my family of fifty.
The youngest of our family lives separately from the rest of the family and so do I.
I am regarded as harsh and tough.
I am so large, you cut me in two equal halves,
each half would still be larger than the second largest member of the family.
Who am I?

My thunder comes before the lightning; my lightning comes before clouds; my rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?

Can it be possible to build a house that has all its four walls facing towards the South?

A man calls his dog from the opposite side of a river. The dog crosses the river without a bridge or a boat and manages to not get wet. How is this possible?

I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?