Which three-digit number, made of consecutive digits, like 567, is 2 less than a cube and 2 more than a square?

What is next number in the pattern below:

131 517 192 123 ?

Yesterday I fell from 30 feet high ladder but I don't get hurt. Why?

You Throw The Outside, Cook The Inside
Eat The Outside, Throw The Inside.

What Is It?

You can take four of the five letters out of this word, but the pronunciation never changes. What is the word?

A bomb goes off.
Carnage.
One person, only a few feet away, survives! How can this be?

Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

What famous saying does this rebus mean?

COME SERVED <---
COME SERVED
COME SERVED
COME SERVED
COME SERVED

Find the Goldfish below the given Image.

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?