Count The number of F's in the paragraph below:

"FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS"

Always in you, Sometimes on you;

If I surround you, I can kill you.

What am I?

I have an eye but still cannot see.

Who am I?

I live in a bowl. I can swim. I have a tail. I also have fins and big eyes. What am I?

Fate has decided that you will only be pleased to meet me when you need me

Maybe that is why, when I am working, I start working

However annoying I may be to the regulars, the little ones are always inspired

I will always be waiting if you try to reach me

How many of you can guess my name, let me see

I possess a head

I flaunt a tail

But I don't have mouth or legs

Can you find out who I am?

A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog’s name?

During which month do people sleep the least?

A new Engineering building containing 100 offices had just been completed. John was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will John have to paint the number nine (9)?

John’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?