Count the number of lines in the image below ?

What is full of holes but still holds water?

I am a word of 12 alphabets.

* Alphabets 12, 4, 7, 2, 5 : Eastern beast of burden
* Alphabets 1, 8, 10, 9 are street made famous by Sinclair Lewis.
* Alphabets 11, 3, 6 are past.

On whole it means a person suffering from delusions of greatness.

What Is it ?

Place the numbers from 1 to 9 in the circles in a manner that each side of the triangle sums up to 17.

You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

A man is surviving on an island along with his friend. They have been starving for four days for food. Suddenly, they find a fisherman. The friend goes with the fisherman in order to catch the fish (if they can find any).

The fisherman returns after some time but he is alone and has some salmon that he had prepared. When asked, the fisherman tells him that his best friend fell off the boat and drowned in the water. Starving for so long, he eats the meal while crying for his friend.

After being rescued, he goes to a diner and orders salmon. When he eats his meal, he jumps and commits suicide. Why did he do it?

Why blonde cannot dial 911?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

How is the moon similar to a dollar?

There are 2 people near the river and both of them want to get on the other side. The boat can only take one of them. But they got across.
How?