What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone's number pad?

A bomb exploded in a room full of married couples and no one died. How?

There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

If one and a half boys, eat one and a half burgers in one and a half hours.

How many burgers can 9 boys eat in 3 hours?

Count the number of triangles in the below picture?

Which flower has two lips?

John has played 50 ODI's and his average is 50. How many runs should he score in his 51st ODI, so that his average score jumps to 51?

I never stop running even when I standstill. If I am formed by joining two identical bodies together, can you guess who I am?

Andrew’s doctor gives him three pills and tells him to take one every half hour. How much time will have passed by the time Andrew’s taken all three pills?