What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone's number pad?

A cat had three kittens: Snophy, Topsy and Jorden. What was the mother's name?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

What is the centre of gravity?

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

Which flower has two lips?

John went to a parrot shop in Mexico, and the parrot owner told him that his parrot is so unique that he repeats everything he hears. John got excited and immediately bought the parrot. John went home and spoke many words, but the parrot does not repeat anything.
He went again to the parrot shop and complaint to the shopkeeper, but the shopkeeper never lied. Explain?

Can you spot the hidden girl in the picture below?

I am soft and cuddly that soothe your heart. But, If you pick my last name I am going to tear you all apart. Who am I?

What kind of band never plays music?