What does this below rebus puzzle mean?

There is a place where if I stand up straight, I will still be considered sideways.

Three friends decide to distribute the soda cans they had among them. When all of them had drunk four cans each, the total number of cans that remained was equal to the cans each one of them had after they had divided the cans.

Can you calculate the total number of cans before distribution?

John was drowned by he was not wet. How?

A tourist visits a small town for his research. While in the town, he decides to get a haircut. Since the town is quite small, there are only two barbers in the town � one on the North Street and one on the South Street. The barbershop on the North Street is a mess and the barber has a weird and pathetic haircut. While the barbershop at the South Street is pretty tidy and the barber as well has an impressive haircut.

Which barbershop will the tourist visit for his haircut and why?

John said, "If yesterday was tomorrow, today would be Friday."

When did John make this statement?

What has no start, end, or centre?

Rectify the following equality 101 - 102 = 1 by moving just one digit.

There are nine letters in the below-given diagram. You have to form a nine-letter word using these letters.

If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door?