John’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Can you find the 09 errors in the picture below?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

There are people and strange monkeys on this island, and you can not tell who is who (Edit: until you understand what they said - see below). They speak either only the truth or only lies.
Who are the following two guys?
A: B is a lying monkey. I am human.
B: A is telling the truth.

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

One absent-minded ancient philosopher forgot to wind up his only clock in the house. He had no radio, TV, telephone, internet, or any other means for telling time. So he travelled on foot to his friend's place a few miles down the straight desert road. He stayed at his friend's house for the night and when he came back home, he knew how to set his clock. How did he know?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

A and B have a certain number of chocolates with them. If B gives one chocolate to A, they will have an equal number of chocolates. But if A gives one chocolate to B, then A will be left with half the number of chocolates that B has.

Can you find out the number of chocolates they have right now?

My cousin lives in one story house in Antarctica. His house is made the of-of sandstone. what is the color of stairs?

I don't get anymore wetter, no matter how much rain falls on me.