What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone's number pad?

You walk into a room where there are three primates held in their respective cages:
1) A lion who is eating the flesh of a goat.
2) An orangutan who is playing with blocks.
3) A donkey who is sitting idle.

Who is the most intelligent primate in the room?

Irene killed hundreds of people mercilessly and yet the police were not able to put her behind the bars. Why?

How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line: 5+5+5=550 ?

'Ferrari driver' easily beats the 'force driver' in a two-car race. How did Indian newspapers truthfully report so to look as a 'force drive' had outdone the 'Ferrari driver'? Think!!!

If EELS + MARK + BEST + WARY = EASY

What does HELP + BARK + WARD + LEAD equal?

There are 2 people near the river and both of them want to get on the other side. The boat can only take one of them. But they got across.
How?

Name one eight-letter word with 'kst' in the middle, 'in' the beginning, 'and' at the end.?

Manish and Manoj play 5 games of chess.
Both Manish and Manoj win the exact same number of games. There is no tie at all.

How?

After teaching his class all about Roman numerals (X = 10, IX=9 and so on) the teacher asked his class to draw a single continuous line and turn IX into 6. The teacher's only stipulation was that the pen could not be lifted from the paper until the line was complete.