Can you decipher these quotes by Albert Einstein?
Blf xzm mvevi hloev z kilyovn lm gsv ovevo lm dsrxs rg dzh xivzgvw.

You can hear me, but you can't touch or see me.

What am I?

Jenifer is learning to drive her car. She went down a one way lane and in the wrong direction. But she do not break any law.

How come ?

I noticed one of the words in the oxford dictionary is spelled incorrectly. What about you?

John said, "If yesterday was tomorrow, today would be Friday."

When did John make this statement?

When you stop to look, you can always see me. But if you try to touch me, you can never feel me. Although you walk towards me, I remain the same distance from you. What am I?

What is the largest amount of money that you can possess in change and still if someone asks you for a dollar, you won't be able to give?

A deaf and mute man goes to the train station. Tickets for the train are 50 cents each. The man goes to the ticket booth and hands the man inside just a dollar. The man in the booth hands him two tickets.

How did the man in the booth know to give him two tickets without even looking at him?

The Little ant seems to be always confused. Do you know why?

Count the number of triangles in the given picture.