I noticed one of the words in the oxford dictionary is spelled incorrectly. What about you?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

A mad serial killer kidnaps people and forces them to play the game of 2 pills with them, In this game, there are pills in the table and one of them is normal pill while the other one is deadly poisonous.
The victim will choose one pill and the killer will pick the other pill and both simultaneously will swallow the pill with water.
victim dies every time.

One day the serial killer kidnaps the Joseph and forces him to play the same game with him.

Joseph solves the mystery of the two pills and remains alive.

Explain?

Why is Saturday stronger than Monday?

What always comes into a house through the keyhole?

What do the following words have in common?

Assess
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

What four weights can be used to balance from 1 to 30 pounds?

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

What does the following BrainBat signifies?

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