I always drive my customer away.

Who am I?

What does does this rebus picture means ?

Spot 5 differences in two Christmas tree below:

John’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

They do not possess flesh or feathers or scales or bone
But still, they are blessed with fingers and thumbs of their own.

One evening there was a murder in the home of a married couple, their son and daughter. One of these four people murdered one of the others. One of the members of the family witnessed the crime.

The other one helped the murderer.

These are the things we know for sure:

1. The witness and the one who helped the murderer were not of the same sex.

2. The oldest person and the witness were not of the same sex.

3. The youngest person and the victim were not of the same sex.

4. The one who helped the murderer was older than the victim.

5. The father was the oldest member of the family.

6. The murderer was not the youngest member of the family.

Who was the murderer?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I am double, I am single,
I am black blue and grey,
I am read from both ends,
And the same either way.

As you can see in the picture, you have a hole with dimensions 9 ft x 2 ft Also available is a wooden board with dimensions 6 ft x 3 ft Now you have to cover the hole with this board and you are allowed to cut the board into two pieces. Please see that the hole is completely covered and the boards should not overlap or extend beyond the edge. How will you cut the board?