There were three women in all the swimming costumes!
One was happy and the other two were sad!
The happy one was crying and the sad ones were smiling.
Why was this?

Two friends decide to get together; so they start riding bikes towards each other. They plan to meet halfway. Each is riding at 6 MPH. They live 36 miles apart. One of them has a pet carrier pigeon and it starts flying the instant the friends start traveling. The pigeon flies back and forth at 18 MPH between the 2 friends until the friends meet.

How many miles does the pigeon travel?

If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

If a zookeeper had 100 pairs of animals in her zoo, and two pairs of babies are born for each one of the original animals, then (sadly) 23 animals don’t survive, how many animals do you have left in total?

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

Eight of us go fourth, not back, to protect our king from an attack. What are we?

There is a box full of marbles,
all but two are blue,
all but two are green,
and all but two are red.

How many marbles are in the box?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?