Count the number of squares in the picture below.

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

I look at you, you look at me I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?

You Throw The Outside, Cook The Inside
Eat The Outside, Throw The Inside.

What Is It?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

Three men in a cafe order a meal the total cost of which is $15. They each contribute $5. The waiter takes the money to the chef who recognises the three as friends and asks the waiter to return $5 to the men.

The waiter is not only poor at mathematics but dishonest and instead of going to the trouble of splitting the $5 between the three he simply gives them $1 each and pockets the remaining $2 for himself.

Now, each of the men effectively paid $4, the total paid is therefore $12. Add the $2 in the waiters pocket and this comes to $14. Where has the other $1 gone from the original $15?

John has eleven friends. He has a bowl containing eleven apples. Now He wants to divide the eleven apples among his friends, in such a way that an apple should remain in his bowl.
How can He do it?

When we see 2 but call 10?

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?