A certain street contains 100 buildings. They are numbered from 1 to 100. How many 9's are used in these numbers?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

Which word is least like the others? Third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth?

What is wrong in the below Picture?

Akbar called Birbal and asked him to draw a line on the floor. He asked Birbal to make that line smaller without erasing it. Birbal smiled and did it before Akbar could blink his eyes.

How did he managed to do it?

what does the below rebus means?

Dwayne Johnson was running away with the loot from a heist in his car along with Vin Diesel. One tire was punctured and he dropped down to replace it. While changing the wheel, he dropped the four nuts that were holding the wheel and they fell into a drain. Vin Diesel gave him an idea using which they were able to drive till the rendezvous point.

What was the idea ?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

What has a bottom at the top?