What is more useful when it is broken?

When 99 is considered higher than 100?

What has no start, end, or centre?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

He does not have any heart but still, He manages to live.
If you kill him, you will eventually die but yet you kill him.
He cannot run, who is He?

Here is a conversation between a couple who both are software professionals.

Husband: Hey! What is your date of birth?
Wife Replied Angrily: It is 591062400
Husband after doing some calculations replied, "Got It".

What is the DOB of the wife?

What word does this rebus represent?

meta meta
meta meta

John went to a parrot shop in Mexico, and the parrot owner told him that his parrot is so unique that he repeats everything he hears. John got excited and immediately bought the parrot. John went home and spoke many words, but the parrot does not repeat anything.
He went again to the parrot shop and complaint to the shopkeeper, but the shopkeeper never lied. Explain?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?