Funny Riddles

What can you serve, but never eat?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

What does the below mathematical rebus mean?

Women do it once a year after they turn 19 but men get to do it only once in a lifetime. What is it?

A woman who works in a sweet shop has a measurement of 32-26-36, is 5"4" tall, and wears size "6" shoes. What do you think she weighs?

How many words can a quill made with the feather of a pigeon write with a 100ml bottle of black ink?

Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, A tear to your eye, Or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?

When does a USA Potato change its nationality?

If 24H in a D => 24 hours in a day.
What does "64S on CB" stand for?