My thunder comes before lightning.
My lightning comes before my rain.
My rain dries up all the land it touches.

Who am I?

When you stop to look, you can always see me. But if you try to touch me, you can never feel me. Although you walk towards me, I remain the same distance from you. What am I?

The first person saw the bridge step on it and crossed,
the second person saw the bridge did not step on it but crossed,
the third person did not see the bridge did not step on it but crossed.
Who are these people?

I am first found in caves, now prolific online; I am a depiction, a drawing, a symbol, or sign. I will convey whichever mood you could wish; or for that matter, a fist, flask, or fish. What am I?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?

I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?

Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?

When you say goodbye, I am what you need to tie.
I come as a couple and go wherever you run.
Who am I?

If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?