A Doctor always sneezes before the rain. Doctor sneezes, Will it rain?

What does below Rebus mean ?

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A fresh card pile is taken out of a box (the pile has 54 cards including 2 jokers). One joker is taken out and then the cards are shuffled for a good amount of times. After shuffling, two piles are made by dividing that one pile.



What is the possibility that one of the piles will have a card sequence from A to K in order?

John said, "If yesterday was tomorrow, today would be Friday."

When did John make this statement?

Why do people go to bed?

I have a hole in my back and legs I lack.
I live where I can’t breathe and I eat without teeth.
What am I?

John is a strange liar.

He lies on six days of the week, but on the seventh day, he always tells the truth.

He made the following statements on three successive days:

Day 1: "I lie on Monday and Tuesday."
Day 2: "Today, it"s Thursday, Saturday, or Sunday."
Day 3: "I lie on Wednesday and Friday."

On which day does John tell the truth?

What has no start, end, or centre?

John went to buy some expensive, foreign chocolates. He only had Rs 100 with him. When he reached the shop, he got out and know that on those chocolates, there was a 15% import duty and 5% VAT.

How much worth chocolate should he buy so that he can accommodate it in Rs 100?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)