John asked Jack, "The time right now is 7 pm. Can you tell me what will be the time 23, 999, 995 hours later ?"

While Bella does not know the answer, do you ?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

A boy purchased a book from a bookkeeper and gave him $100.
The cost of the book is $50 but the bookkeeper has no change, so he gets the change from the next shop and returns the boy his $50.

After some time the next shopkeeper came with the $100 note and told the bookkeeper that the note was a fraud, so he took the money back.

How much loss did the bookkeeper face?

Chef Andrea has to light the kitchen stoves to open her restaurant for the day. There are three stoves in the kitchen: A glass stove, a brick stove, and a wood stove. She only has one match. Which does she light up first?

What occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day?

In a football game, Christina defeated Teresa by 2 - 0 but no man from either side scored. How can this be possible?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

How can you spell "White of an egg" in one word?
Hint: I know you can spell coke, poke, and joke.

John is asked to stand behind Jacob and Jacob is asked to stand behind John. Both of them feel confused about it and don't know what to do?

But it is quite possible, do you know how?

In a rainy season, one day 3 huge ladies walked under a normal-sized umbrella.
The umbrella is not huge enough to accommodate all 3 ladies yet not a single lady got wet. Why?