What word is represented by this rebus?

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?

A Car driver was heading down a street in Washington. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a 'no left turn' sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the right side of the road past a cop car. Still, he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Cristina was born in 1888. She just had her 30th birthday today how did that happen?

If in a car race, the man who came two places in front of the last man finished one ahead of the man who came fifth, how many contestants were there?

A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?

I got a bee but no honey.
got an eye but am still blind.
got a sea but no water.
got a tea but no coffee.
got a why but no answer.

What Am I?

What does this say?

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Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?