Lifeless eyes on my smiling face and watch your child's sleeping place. In their dreams they hold me tight. What am I?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

Rectify the following equality 101 - 102 = 1 by moving just one digit.

One absent-minded ancient philosopher forgot to wind up his only clock in the house. He had no radio, TV, telephone, internet, or any other means for telling time. So he travelled on foot to his friend's place a few miles down the straight desert road. He stayed at his friend's house for the night and when he came back home, he knew how to set his clock. How did he know?

A pond had 60 fish, out of which, all but 20 died.
How many fishes are now present in that pond?

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?

If I remove one from eleven it becomes Ten and if I remove one from nine also becomes Ten. How?

You knock a Table over in the library, and suddenly 20 eyes are looking at you.

Find the smallest sentence with all the English alphabet.