Keyboard words are not in alphabetical order, Why?

Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

Can you name an animal whose killing cannot be performed without spilling your own blood?

A father is locked up in jail. His wife has gone bankrupt. Their male child has to sell his hotel in order to gain some money. Yet their girl child does not care and is quite happy.

How can someone be so rude?

I drive at an average speed of 30 miles per hour to the railroad station each morning and catch my train. On a particular morning, there was a lot of traffic and at the halfway point, I had averaged only 15 miles per hour. How fast must I drive for the rest of the way to catch my train?

What do you get if you add 2 to 100 four times?

If a zookeeper had 100 pairs of animals in her zoo, and two pairs of babies are born for each one of the original animals, then (sadly) 23 animals don’t survive, how many animals do you have left in total?

Transform the word THINK into BRAIN while changing only one letter at a time in a manner that each of the word in the process is a real word!!!

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

Different lights make me strange by changing me into different sizes. What am I?